I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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