no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think i have herpe
just one?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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