Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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