I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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