Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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