Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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