curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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