Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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