it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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