So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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