I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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