In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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