im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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