Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Do vagina's smell?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The adults are the big ones right?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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