Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nicole vs. Life
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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