If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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