the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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