he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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