What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
