You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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