I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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