My brain says no but my pants say off.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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