Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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