I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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