Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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