So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just found a bag of teeth...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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