Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Randomize
