I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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