You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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