i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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