remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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