he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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