UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
