Someone shit on the floor
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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