porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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