I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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