New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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