So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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