i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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