i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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