Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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