Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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