We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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