Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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