Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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