At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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