covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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