Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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