What a fucking waste of an outfit
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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