Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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