You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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